do pirates hook up
Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.
In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.
wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen
excuse me i need your leg
I almost died at this one