immaplatypus:

evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.

ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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  • Beethoven:

    ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!

  • Audience:

    *cheers*

  • Beethoven:

    I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!