rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

  • person:

    wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!

  • me:

    i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

spookyspatula:


This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

spookyspatula:

This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one