Monumentour was the most amazing thing

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

everets:

The only “Pokemon” ur gonna catch in tall grass is Lyme disease. Check for ticks every day.

congragulation:

if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside

would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting

lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin